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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

Octopussy

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why did Kakashi use Chidori against Rin, despite knowing about her feelings for Obito?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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